शनिवार, 23 अप्रैल 2011

BHARAT RATNA

LET WE INTRODUCE. MY SELF THE NOMINEE FOR THE "BHARAT RATNA AWARD" YEAR 420 BC.
< ¤MY RESUME¤>
¤ 1> LUXURIOUS FAMILY WITH POLITICAL & DIPLOMATIC BACKGROUND.
¤ 2> POLICE OR PARAMILITARY FORCES NEVER DARE TO DISTURB MY JOBS.
¤ 3> I HAVE ABILITY TO WIN ANY MATCH OR ELECTION.
¤ 4> I HAVE A NUMEROUS RATING AT TV, ELECTRONIC MEDIA & SMS.
¤ 5> I AM EMPOWERED WITH DEVINE SPEACH TO HYPNOTISE THE AUDIONS.
¤ 6> I ACCEPT ALL KIND OF DONATIONS.
¤ 7> I HAVE SO MANY   LEGAL ESPERTS
¤ 8> I CAN MOBILISE THE CROWD TO DESTROY ROADS, RAIL TRACKS, RIVERS, CANALS, & ALL THE OTHER PROPERTIES.
¤ 8> I HAVE DEVELOPPED A
PARRALAL GOVERNANCE SYSTEM.
¤MY RIVALS¤
THE OTHER NOMINEES FOR THE BHARAT RATNA ARE ; S BHAGAT SINGH, CS AZAD, LALA LAJPAT RAI, SC BOSE, MK GANDHI, SHYAMA PRASAD MUKERJEE, NELSON MANDELA, MOTHER TERESSA, KHAN ABDUL GAFFAR KHAN GANDHI, Dr RAJENDRA PRASAD, S VALLABH BHAI PATEL  DALAI LAMA, ACHARYA MAHAPRAGYA, APJ ABDUL KALAM KIRAN BEDI, HEMANT KARKARE & MANY OTHERS,
BUT ALL OF THOSE HAVE NO ABILITY, AS ME . SO PLEASE SMS AT 420420420 TO SUPPORT ME. THANKS

WHY OTHERS ?
WHY NOT ME ??

JAIHIND

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